Yeah, no worries. Remember, ALL shirts no matter how great quality will shrink a bit if you wash them in scalding water from the depths of hell and dry in a super nova. So chill, wash em on cold and tumble dry. Take care of that shirt, you wont find them for sale again.
Our shirts usually wont shrink more than half an inch at most even under the worst washing cycle. But if you somehow work your voodoo magic and shrink it to the size of a poodle. Let us know and we will fix you up. Go ahead and send it back, or better yet, do something nice and give it to a homeless poodle or something
We hold off on charging you for this item until we have a good size order for manufacturing (usually 2 to 4 weeks). You will only be charged once we actually start producing the item. This saves on expenses and allows us to donate more to charity in your name, you overly impatient do-gooder
We could be gaming or passed out in a pool of our own drool. Drop a msg into the live chat anyways and we will either log in or email you back
Everyone knows phones are strictly for taking selfies. Plus, years of COD spent being teabagged and screamed at by teens has caused us to have an unnatural fear of other people’s voices.
We are working on it. We have tried them and been wildly unimpressed with the quality of outdated garbage. So we will focus on super soft and addictive shirts with epic designs, so you actually want to wear them, instead of throwing a bunch of outdated dollar store crap at you
We don’t peddle useless trash, just awesome clothing. If you want something to lick, find a window
Helllll NO. We don’t body shame around here. Now… excuse me while I get back to my bacon facial
Whenever we are around. We try to be available at all times, so if we are awake, we will be on live chat. At Noobs we’re like a family. That’s why we work nights, weekends and holidays. Because that’s when family should be together
Because we built it while on a gaming and beer binge. We don’t even remember doing it, we just woke up and found ourselves to be entrepreneurs